like a baws.
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Stylish mudcrab. I want that mod. But I could never kill them after that. :B
well, hello there sir.
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Never argue with a bloody idiot. They’ll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. Lets just hope they don’t reproduce.
god, i so wish i could bitch slap her.
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i swear i laughed for about 10 minutes, cried and then laughed again.
why doesn’t this man exist in my life? i’d let him plow my period hole anytime.
Oh Cosmo, such helpful advice. Because isn’t it every girl’s dream to live in a “sexy” “romance” novel (all females are alike, obviously)? I should really give in already and subscribe.
Some more gems for everyone’s amusement:
- Keep on a blingy necklace during sex. It’ll draw extra attention to your girls.
- Slip a glazed doughnut around his manhood and nibble it off. (Manhood? Really?)
- “Drop” your purse by his feet in the middle of a crowded store. When you stand up from retrieving it, run your fingers the whole way up his leg and over his crotch. (Apparently it’s not uncomfortable at all for guys to have a hard-on in public. And why would it be, right.)
ignorance is bliss? in other words - cosmopolitan. yep - pretty much.
cumming is science.
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hey, burn hard!
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this gif is appropriately fucking bizarre for any situation.
