boyfriend chat this morning.

  • Me: love you
  • Him: me too
  • Him: i love me a lot

hmm

haven’t been on this thing in ages and i am out of the loop. i see that the same people like the shitty shit i post on here as usual. that is great and it makes me glad that people didn’t unfollow right away because i stopped posting for a while.

so for the awesome peeps who check this shitty shit out from time to time, i will keep posting. ok, have a nice day bye.

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"Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m James Franco. Then we dance."

— James Franco (via wisdom-justiceandlove)

(Source: anxiousintrovert, via sparklevomit)

Tags: sayings lolex

"Lead me to the truth, and I will follow you with my whole life."

— Mumford & Sons - Blank White Page (via freudiunslip)

georgecocksman:

Be my personal motivator.

Your job will be to tell me how awesome I am all the time. No matter where I am or what I’m doing you’ll be right beside me tell me I’m doing a fan-fucking-tastic job. If I’m reading a book, you should be reading the same book and telling me I’m reading it better than…

what he said. only applied to someone with a vagina.

(via georgecocksman-deactivated20120)

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titsandsass:

thisjason:

I like to cuddle, I just like to get my fucking in beforehand.

yes

Y.

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tranquilturmoil:

Popular belief (I don’t know if there’s any scientific data  confirming it) tells that people when they get older hang on to the  music from their teens and early twenties. I’ve worked in a nursing home  and the inhabitants were still crazy about the hit songs from the 40’s  and early 50’s. This makes me wonder if by the time I’m 80-something the  music coming from the nursing homes of the future will be different  from now. Will it be house music, hip-hop and hardcore punk during tea  time? Maybe an easy listening version of Nirvana’s “Rape me” while  knitting in the rocking chair? Or will the future elderly criticize the  music of that time claiming that Radiohead’s “OK computer” was the  apotheosis of music?
(originally posted on FU SU)
freudiunslip:

the good old days…


this made me laugh out loud. thank you, dear. i miss you!! ♥

tranquilturmoil:

Popular belief (I don’t know if there’s any scientific data confirming it) tells that people when they get older hang on to the music from their teens and early twenties. I’ve worked in a nursing home and the inhabitants were still crazy about the hit songs from the 40’s and early 50’s. This makes me wonder if by the time I’m 80-something the music coming from the nursing homes of the future will be different from now. Will it be house music, hip-hop and hardcore punk during tea time? Maybe an easy listening version of Nirvana’s “Rape me” while knitting in the rocking chair? Or will the future elderly criticize the music of that time claiming that Radiohead’s “OK computer” was the apotheosis of music?

(originally posted on FU SU)

freudiunslip:

the good old days…

this made me laugh out loud. thank you, dear. i miss you!! ♥

(Source: supergreat)

how is everyone?

tell me, and be honest. anon is on.

so bring it on.

Tags: sayings

so

tonight i’m going to some FNM concert projection thingy in one of my favorite bars. i already told the bartender, who is a friend, to get ready for my public masturbation.

he said he shall await with lots of beer. i think i approve of that.

YES.

titsandsass:

YES. i really am this profane.
YES. i love boobs.
YES. i love dick.
YES. i love sex.
YES. i really am this angry.
YES. i really do hate almost everyone.
YES. i tell people to suck my dick.
YES. i know i don’t actually have a dick.
YES. you can still suck it.

YES to all of this.