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- Witnessed a man try to flush a 7 inch blade down the toilet in a bar after stabbing someone because a drug deal went wrong.
- Broke up a bar fight with one hand while eating a piece of pizza.
- Saw a leopard on my very first visit to Kruger Park (seeing a leopard in the wild is very rare)
- Gone…
let’s make babies.
Cause titsandsass is in a bad mood. He kinda reminds me of Charlie brown. But they cut the full frontal scene in the Christmas episode so we’ll never really know.
so perfect
OH.
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Is it bad i find this extremely attractive and dreamy?
no. i find it quite sexy myself. i wish i were that dude.
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adrien brody.
i’d love to use his nose as a penis a lot.
what she said
yep.
I wanna be Mike Patton when I grow up.
not him, he’s not to be objectified. i respect this fucking asshole.
i feel this way about a couple of dudes that shall remain nameless. except for the letting my parents watch part. that’s just gross.
i feel this way about many, many dudes. about my boyfriend too, luckily. point is - men can be hot motherfuckers and i like to objectify them.
