georgecocksman:

  1. Witnessed a man try to flush a 7 inch blade down the toilet in a bar after stabbing someone because a drug deal went wrong.
  2. Broke up a bar fight with one hand while eating a piece of pizza.
  3. Saw a leopard on my very first visit to Kruger Park (seeing a leopard in the wild is very rare)
  4. Gone…

let’s make babies.