My dick isn’t the biggest. It doesn’t ejaculate beer, wine, drama, cocaine, or whatever your drug of choice. It doesn’t taste like chocolate or bacon, smell like cologne, and it doesn’t vibrate. Its also not attached to a money tree. It’s attached to me. And when we have sex you’ll have my…
i have a humongous lady boner right now. ahem.
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andmyhomesicknessabsurd said:
Whoa, hello dream Dom.
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shananotshanna said:
By far, the best thing I’ve read all week!
dirtyblaxican said:
Mmmmmm…. Syrup.
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bethsdimples said:
so, uh… whatcha doin later?
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mysevenkids said:
If you leave off the ropes and gagballs, you/ve got a deal.
annajonzin said:
okay.
ryanjjohn said:
Romance, thy name is Georgecocksman.
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pinktowels said:
Is this offer for the ladies only?
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changingstephanie said:
Prove it.
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speshuled said:
You are so romantic!
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cherokeepurple said:
Who’s the lucky chick who inspired this?
spaghettihustler said:
You watch your mouth!
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nerdfaced said:
what inspired this? haha
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this place is for my amusement only. it's for my movies, shows, actors, musicians, music, humor, silly shit, gross, weird shit and such stuff.
the loves of my life are, in no particular order: ugly beautiful things, pizza, beer, mike patton, tim curry, immature humor, my friends and everything that leaves me with my mouth opened in awe (that doesn't happen very often).
go here for what is, i guess, my about me section.
the fancy place is over here. deal with it.
