everybodysayoy: Archive

4 tags

Dec 18th

15 notes

4 tags

Dec 13th

2 notes

2 tags

Dec 12th

9,871 notes

3 tags

Dec 12th

34,849 notes

2 tags

Dec 12th

192 notes

3 tags

Dec 12th

1,384 notes

5 tags

I don't know what I'm doing.: The truth →

georgecocksman: My dick isn’t the biggest. It doesn’t ejaculate beer, wine, drama, cocaine, or whatever your drug of choice. It doesn’t taste like chocolate or bacon, smell like cologne, and it doesn’t vibrate. Its also not attached to a money tree. It’s attached to me. And when we have sex you’ll have my… i have a humongous lady boner right now. ahem.

Dec 12th

56 notes

4 tags

Dec 12th

36 notes

1 tag

a reminder

for myself to write to a-intheforests because she is awesometastic fantastic. oh, and some other peeps from tumblr who are also pretty damn cool and awesome. i’m just a lazy bum, as you should know by now and i don’t update as often as i should or whatevs.i’ll get back to you and rape your ask boxes soon, no worries. until then, be good and have fun.

Dec 5th

2 tags