February 2012
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“Lead me to the truth, and I will follow you with my whole life.”
– Mumford & Sons - Blank White Page (via freudiunslip)
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Tiny fingertip-sized chameleon is fucking adorable
iheartchaos:
It’s apparently cute fucking little animals day today. Meet Brookesia micra, one of four newly identified species of ultra-small chameleons that live in Madagascar. I’d say I want one as a pet, but I’d surely accidentally squish it in no time at all.
Via
oh my god, this thing is adorable x 10.
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January 2012
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I don't know what I'm doing.: 8 things →
georgecocksman:
Witnessed a man try to flush a 7 inch blade down the toilet in a bar after stabbing someone because a drug deal went wrong.
Broke up a bar fight with one hand while eating a piece of pizza.
Saw a leopard on my very first visit to Kruger Park (seeing a leopard in the wild is very rare)
Gone…
let’s make babies.
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I don't know what I'm doing.: Are you unemployed? →
georgecocksman:
Be my personal motivator.
Your job will be to tell me how awesome I am all the time. No matter where I am or what I’m doing you’ll be right beside me tell me I’m doing a fan-fucking-tastic job. If I’m reading a book, you should be reading the same book and telling me I’m reading it better than…
what he said. only applied to someone with a vagina.
rrrick asked: Happy New Year my sweetest of sweets. Did you survive the holidays?
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December 2011
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I don't know what I'm doing.: The truth →
georgecocksman:
My dick isn’t the biggest. It doesn’t ejaculate beer, wine, drama, cocaine, or whatever your drug of choice. It doesn’t taste like chocolate or bacon, smell like cologne, and it doesn’t vibrate. Its also not attached to a money tree. It’s attached to me. And when we have sex you’ll have my…
i have a humongous lady boner right now. ahem.
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a reminder
for myself to write to a-intheforests because she is awesometastic fantastic. oh, and some other peeps from tumblr who are also pretty damn cool and awesome. i’m just a lazy bum, as you should know by now and i don’t update as often as i should or whatevs.i’ll get back to you and rape your ask boxes soon, no worries.
until then, be good and have fun.
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titsandsass:
thisjason:
I like to cuddle, I just like to get my fucking in beforehand.
yes
Y.
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November 2011
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
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