Tags: lolex

freudiunslip:

Never argue with a bloody idiot. They’ll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. Lets just hope they don’t reproduce. 

god, i so wish i could bitch slap her.

freudiunslip:

Never argue with a bloody idiot. They’ll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. Lets just hope they don’t reproduce. 

god, i so wish i could bitch slap her.

(Source: whitewhine)

crystalthepistolero:

I could really use one of these to cover up my bald head.

looks almost like chichi, but her hair is nicer.

crystalthepistolero:

I could really use one of these to cover up my bald head.

looks almost like chichi, but her hair is nicer.

(Source: amnemonic)

Tags: awww so cute

There is nothing in my heart, that is how i love you

There is nothing in my heart, that is how i hate you

There is nothing in my heart, that is why i hold you

There is nothing in my mind, that is what i think of you

This is a song for hate and devotion

For all of you, who mean nothing to me.

Tags: music video yesss

neonpocketsize:

Oh my God, hello nice ass.

yes, hello, nice ass.

neonpocketsize:

Oh my God, hello nice ass.

yes, hello, nice ass.

georgecocksman:

  1. Witnessed a man try to flush a 7 inch blade down the toilet in a bar after stabbing someone because a drug deal went wrong.
  2. Broke up a bar fight with one hand while eating a piece of pizza.
  3. Saw a leopard on my very first visit to Kruger Park (seeing a leopard in the wild is very rare)
  4. Gone…

let’s make babies.

titsandsass:

sceneryofme:

Cause titsandsass is in a bad mood. He kinda reminds me of Charlie brown. But they cut the full frontal scene in the Christmas episode so we’ll never really know.

so perfect

OH.

(Source: marmittes)

georgecocksman:

Be my personal motivator.

Your job will be to tell me how awesome I am all the time. No matter where I am or what I’m doing you’ll be right beside me tell me I’m doing a fan-fucking-tastic job. If I’m reading a book, you should be reading the same book and telling me I’m reading it better than…

what he said. only applied to someone with a vagina.

Tags: sayings

rrrick asked: Happy New Year my sweetest of sweets. Did you survive the holidays?

happy new year to you too!!

yes, i have actually. didn’t expect to, but everything turned out great. i drank, ate and had sex. everything that’s good in this world, yes? how did you survive them?

also, give crystal the pistol a big smoocher for me.

titsandsass:

gpoy

titsandsass:

gpoy

(Source: thetalkinghead)