(Source: tickinglikeatimeb0mb, via pattonage)
Never argue with a bloody idiot. They’ll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. Lets just hope they don’t reproduce.
god, i so wish i could bitch slap her.
(Source: whitewhine)
I could really use one of these to cover up my bald head.
looks almost like chichi, but her hair is nicer.
(Source: amnemonic)
- Witnessed a man try to flush a 7 inch blade down the toilet in a bar after stabbing someone because a drug deal went wrong.
- Broke up a bar fight with one hand while eating a piece of pizza.
- Saw a leopard on my very first visit to Kruger Park (seeing a leopard in the wild is very rare)
- Gone…
let’s make babies.
Cause titsandsass is in a bad mood. He kinda reminds me of Charlie brown. But they cut the full frontal scene in the Christmas episode so we’ll never really know.
so perfect
OH.
(Source: marmittes)
Be my personal motivator.
Your job will be to tell me how awesome I am all the time. No matter where I am or what I’m doing you’ll be right beside me tell me I’m doing a fan-fucking-tastic job. If I’m reading a book, you should be reading the same book and telling me I’m reading it better than…
what he said. only applied to someone with a vagina.
rrrick asked: Happy New Year my sweetest of sweets. Did you survive the holidays?
happy new year to you too!!
yes, i have actually. didn’t expect to, but everything turned out great. i drank, ate and had sex. everything that’s good in this world, yes? how did you survive them?
also, give crystal the pistol a big smoocher for me.
There is nothing in my heart, that is how i love you
There is nothing in my heart, that is how i hate you
There is nothing in my heart, that is why i hold you
There is nothing in my mind, that is what i think of you
This is a song for hate and devotion
For all of you, who mean nothing to me.